The Ant Wars: Mercenary Campaign. Part 1

Perhaps I was feeling a bit arrogant, as last spring's campaign ended with a touch of success. However, toward the end of the battle, I wondered if by reducing one species of ant I was not inviting another, more pernicious species. As is turns out, I may have been on to something.

I have not journaled my war against the ants this spring. I've not had time to record the events of this never-ending war because, quite frankly, the avenging hordes of ants have overwhelmed my defenses. They were in the kitchen, the bathroom, the laundry room, the living room, the boys' rooms, my office, and even the fireplace. The only sanctuary we had was the master bedroom. I used all the same tactics that I used last spring: baiting with Spinosad, baiting with boric acid laced honey, DE, DE laced with boric acid, and even scalding water. But nothing I did slowed the invaders.

So, I called for reinforcements. After a little research on the Internet, I found the perfect mercenary force to call on for aid. This pest control company agreed to the original Rules of Engagement. The legionnaire that came to my aid was a lethal combination of hunter and warrior. He crawled around the house armed with a flashlight and a can of aerosolized orange oil. Looking in every nook and cranny on the inside, overturning every rock and stone along the outside, he hammered about fifteen colonies of sugar ants around the perimeter of the home, and laid bait and set physical barriers for all the ants still finding their way into the home.

For one week, we were largely free of ants. Last week, I called him back out.

The Ant Wars: Revisiting the Rules of Engagement

Now that we've discovered the home base of our enemy, a proposal has been proffered that violates the original rules of engagement. This suggestion comes from a member of the war council. As in any organization, there are two competing schools of thought. In our war with the ants the two schools can be loosely defined as follows:

1. War tactics define us as a people. While the ends are vitally important, the means by which we achieve those ends is a very prominent consideration in our approach to battle.
2. Securing the objective of the battle trumps any and all consideration of whether the means are humane, sustainable or even moral.

In our efforts to identify tactics that would significantly reduce the enemies ability to attack our home, one of the tactics proposed was a chemical bombdropped inside the container of the mailbox. The competing tactic is to surround the mailbox with baits, including the boric acid-honey baits, boric acid-D.E. baits, Spinosad, and, at the suggestion of a friend, instant grits.

After a contentous meeting with tears, screaming, begging and pleading (from me), the bait strategy was agreed upon for now. But tactics aside, the moisture we've had, both falling from the sky and the saturated soil are preventing our use of baits.

And there is another problem: we are now being attacked from our Northwestern corridor, and I cannot find the source of the attack or where the enemy is gaining access to our home.

The Ant Wars. In D.E. (diatomaceous earth) We Trust?

All is quiet along the Ant War front. The predicted rains didn't come this weekend, and as such, the ants did not invade. Over the course of the entire weekend, I spotted one ant. One! And I used a mechanical strategy for eliminating this solitary scout, my thumb.

The war plan now includes yet another stealth weapon in my fight to eliminate the threat of future ant invasions. I am now sprinkling a bit of diatomaceous earth (DE) on the dogs' food AND the cat's food.

As I've learned in this process of non-chemical pest control, there are two types of diatomaceous earth. The kind to use in Ant Wars is "food grade" DE. Food grade DE is a natural supplement used to help rid animals of intestinal parasites. DE is the fossilized remains of tiny little plants that grow in sea water. The fossils are covered in tiny jagged edges that can cut parasitic worms from the inside, resulting in their death. Sprinkling the DE on their food also discourages the ants from a readily available food source. So this one material has multiple benefits for the animals, protecting their food from ant invasions and keeping their intestines free of parasites.

I left the perimeter defenses in place from Friday, and this morning the rains came. The weather forecast is calling for rain all week, making my exterior defenses ineffective. With the Spinosad and exterior baits neutralized, we are forced to rely on the DE/boric acid mixture in the window sills as a mechanical defense, a few strategically placed boric acid/honey baits in the kitchen and we'll be using the orange oil spray as a surface cleaner and contact ant control.

May God be with us.

The Ant Wars. The Calm Before the Storm

The weather forecast calls for a decent chance of rain today and tomorrow. During our last rain event, the first great ant invasion took place, catching us off guard. I am determined to not be caught off guard again.

I spent this morning fortifying my defenses. I sprayed the kitchen surfaces down with orange oil, making sure to leave a heavy coating of the spray in the areas the evil ant armies prefer to attack. I put a dusting of the diatomaceous earth and boric acid mixture along all the window sills. There are a few strategically placed boric acid baits indoors in an effort to distract and confuse the enemy. I also sprinkled a tablespoon of diatomaceous earth on the dogs' food bowls to further discourage the invading hordes. My outdoor baits, especially the Spinosad, will probably be rendered ineffective due to the rain.

I've thrown my entire arsenal at the enemy.

The past few days have been eerily calm. I can almost hear the drumbeat of the advancing armies....

The Ant Wars. Re-establishing the Perimeter

The boric acid baits seem to be working. The ants have stayed outside ... mostly. A few hardy survivors have managed to put together some advance patrols, finding weaknesses in my defenses.

Yesterday I began the process of re-establishing my defensive perimeter. Since the easiest points of entry for the army of ants are through the window sills, I put a dusting of diatomaceous earth (D.E.) and boric acid along the base of the windows I have spied ants penetrating my home. I mixed the two products 10 parts D.E. to 1 part boric acid.

The next rain will truly test the strategies we've employed to defeat the relentless hordes of the great ant armies.