In preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse I have a few main goals:
- Fitness, especially cardio. This is why I spent the summer riding my bike to work and suffering through regular Vitamin D therapy sessions.
- Nutrition. After hours of research, I have concluded that genetically modified crops are a catalyst for the development of Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder (ZBSD), so I have recently taken over the grocery shopping and cooking responsibility for my family. (Not everyone in my household is on board with my theories, yet, but they like my cooking.)
- Weapons training. I have not yet started on this component of my preparedness, but with hunting season about to begin, I will have ample time to explore this facet of preparation.
- Language. I suspect that the ZBSD will be limited to North America and Western Europe, with possible incursions into parts of East Asia. So, I have as part of my plan to learn Spanish. I may need to evacuate my family south of the border, so I figure knowing the language will be helpful. I wonder if Rosetta Stone will help me learn the phrase, "Don't shoot! I am not a zombie!"
This week, I started my Spanish language training.
Usted debe aprender las reglas para el apocalipsis.
