The Ant Wars. Oh! My God!

The rain was heavy and lasted all morning. My defenses held, the ants, despite their habit of invading immediately after rain, have stayed outside for about 24 hours as of this posting. But the rains have revealed something far more ominous. It is perhaps both a blessing and a curse in this epic battle: I have discovered the source of the ant hordes power. I discovered their true home!

The rain has forced the ants to move their supply line from under the cover of the soil, plants and grass, to the drier paths above ground. With pureness of heart, Sue saw what I was unwilling to see: the ant hordes have a supply line that must extend at least 75 feet, extending from our mailbox all the way to our front doorstep. My initial reaction was, "Oh! My God!"

The ants have taken refuge in a fortress of stone that is our mailbox. Their supply lines are far more complex and far more extensive than I ever anticipated. Like attempting to melt the exposed part of an iceberg, my war will be never ending until I destroy the very foundation of the ants' power, their hidden base of operations, the home of the queen.

For now, I've placed boric acid baits along their supply line, but I fear the tools in my arsenal may not be enough to eliminate the threat. This will require a new level of ant control, perhaps even a new approach to hit the ants where they live.

Stay tuned...

The Ant Wars. In D.E. (diatomaceous earth) We Trust?

All is quiet along the Ant War front. The predicted rains didn't come this weekend, and as such, the ants did not invade. Over the course of the entire weekend, I spotted one ant. One! And I used a mechanical strategy for eliminating this solitary scout, my thumb.

The war plan now includes yet another stealth weapon in my fight to eliminate the threat of future ant invasions. I am now sprinkling a bit of diatomaceous earth (DE) on the dogs' food AND the cat's food.

As I've learned in this process of non-chemical pest control, there are two types of diatomaceous earth. The kind to use in Ant Wars is "food grade" DE. Food grade DE is a natural supplement used to help rid animals of intestinal parasites. DE is the fossilized remains of tiny little plants that grow in sea water. The fossils are covered in tiny jagged edges that can cut parasitic worms from the inside, resulting in their death. Sprinkling the DE on their food also discourages the ants from a readily available food source. So this one material has multiple benefits for the animals, protecting their food from ant invasions and keeping their intestines free of parasites.

I left the perimeter defenses in place from Friday, and this morning the rains came. The weather forecast is calling for rain all week, making my exterior defenses ineffective. With the Spinosad and exterior baits neutralized, we are forced to rely on the DE/boric acid mixture in the window sills as a mechanical defense, a few strategically placed boric acid/honey baits in the kitchen and we'll be using the orange oil spray as a surface cleaner and contact ant control.

May God be with us.

The Ant Wars. The Calm Before the Storm

The weather forecast calls for a decent chance of rain today and tomorrow. During our last rain event, the first great ant invasion took place, catching us off guard. I am determined to not be caught off guard again.

I spent this morning fortifying my defenses. I sprayed the kitchen surfaces down with orange oil, making sure to leave a heavy coating of the spray in the areas the evil ant armies prefer to attack. I put a dusting of the diatomaceous earth and boric acid mixture along all the window sills. There are a few strategically placed boric acid baits indoors in an effort to distract and confuse the enemy. I also sprinkled a tablespoon of diatomaceous earth on the dogs' food bowls to further discourage the invading hordes. My outdoor baits, especially the Spinosad, will probably be rendered ineffective due to the rain.

I've thrown my entire arsenal at the enemy.

The past few days have been eerily calm. I can almost hear the drumbeat of the advancing armies....

A Father's Worth - Dr. Suess Style

My kids don't read, they come ask me
to read to them about the things they see.
To read of witches, lions and bears
who sleep through the winter in their cold, deep, dark lairs.

I read to them on the couch,
I read to them so they don't slouch.
I read to them in their bed,
I put ideas in their head.

I read to them while they eat.
they listen while they chew their meat.
I read to them in the yard,
that's where I read stuff that's really hard.

If you see what I see, you'll see indeed,
my kids need me because I read.

The Ant Wars. Re-establishing the Perimeter

The boric acid baits seem to be working. The ants have stayed outside ... mostly. A few hardy survivors have managed to put together some advance patrols, finding weaknesses in my defenses.

Yesterday I began the process of re-establishing my defensive perimeter. Since the easiest points of entry for the army of ants are through the window sills, I put a dusting of diatomaceous earth (D.E.) and boric acid along the base of the windows I have spied ants penetrating my home. I mixed the two products 10 parts D.E. to 1 part boric acid.

The next rain will truly test the strategies we've employed to defeat the relentless hordes of the great ant armies.

The Ant Wars. Sabotage!

The Great War of the Ants continues! We now have tools to keep the armies of invaders at bay with our orange oil concoction. (Did you know that my orange oil spray makes a good surface cleaner, too? Water it down a bit to use as a cleaner, just don’t use it on windows.) Our strategy now calls for a more aggressive attack upon our enemies. We will be going behind enemy lines for this next phase of the war.

The underlying idea of this attack is to distract and destroy. The weapon is bait, laced with poison and inserted into the enemy’s base and along their supply lines. I am using two different types of bait, in different locations, as a test to determine which bait is most effective. One of the baits is homemade, a mixture of raw honey and boric acid. The other is Spinosad granules. Spinosad is a byproduct of the rum-making process, so it must be deadly. It can be purchased from your local gardening store that carries organic supplies.

The homemade honey and boric acid baits are a long time favorite of “natural” pest control practitioners. I spent last night making the baits. For instructions on making the boric acid baits see my article, How to Control Ants With Honey.

I went around the house today in serach of ant nests and ant supply lines. I found two major supply lines. Those little bastards were finding their way in through three windows along the front of the house and the window in the master bathroom. I chose the front windows as my test location for the boric acid baits and the bathroom window as my Spinosad trial location.

In the Spinosad areas I sprinkled the granules liberally around the ants’ point of entry. Along the front of the house, I strategically placed the boric acid baits along the ant supply lines. After just a few minutes, the ants had abandoned their attack on the house and were sippin’ the Kool-Aid, so to speak. We will see what the results of the test are tomorrow.

The Ant Wars. Invading Hordes!

There everywhere! Crawling across the counters. Invading the pantry. Infiltrating my son’s bedroom. They are even finding their way into the master bathroom. We’ve been invaded!

I am forced to employ a strategy of direct contact to beat back this might invasion force. They are incessant in their attack, finding gaps in the perimeter, and making their way into places they are not invited. I hate ants!

True to the rules of engagement, I am now forced to employ a solution to this invasion.

Using a standard 32 oz. spray bottle, I filled it with water, added 1 oz. of orange oil and a drop of dish soap. I love this stuff! Use this concoction to spray directly on the ants. Within seconds, the ants are dead. Their little bodies literally melt. It’s great fun to watch.

In addition to direct contact, the ants won’t crawl through it. The problem is that the stuff evaporates pretty quickly, so it is useful as a temporary barrier only. BTW, orange oil spray will melt any critter with an exoskeleton, but is perfectly safe for pets and people.

So yesterday, the boys and I, each armed with orange oil spray searched the house looking for ants. Walking from room to room, we beat back the invading armies, watching the foot soldiers fall in battle, beaten back by our biological weapons. But I fear, our victory is only temporary. Further strategies are needed to weaken the enemy further.

It’s War! Rules of Engagement

We fired Terminix last month. Not because Terminix was ineffective (they were), but because we are trying to trim expenses in preparation for the collapse of the economy :-) . So that means I am in charge of pest control. Specifically, I am at war with the ants.

This war has a few rules that I will obey:

1. I will not use chemical pesticides that contain neurotoxins.
2. All tools of war will be limited to things I can buy at the organic landscape supply store or that I can personally consume with no ill effect.
3. I will only use “smart bombs” to specifically target the bad bugs (i.e. ants, roaches, aphids, fleas and ticks).

The tools I will employ include, but are not limited to:

• soap
• vinegar
• orange oil
• boric acid
• spinosad (a byproduct of rum-making)
• diatamaceous earth

Let the battle begin!

An Easter Haiku

What's this arrogance?
That I observe what people do,
but cannot engage.

Exercise: A Poem

I'm off to the gym
to ride a bike to nowhere
that leaves me behind.